Its been a while, but my favorites still make me giggle...
@JungleBoyTM #TilasHead is what they use to make them long pennies at amusement parks
@TheophilusL Incense got the crib smelling like a church... All I have to do now is youtube a service #thefuture
@DarnellWright #WhyIsIt When Landing on an Airplane do people CLAP? Like if we Crash are we supposed to Boooo?
@DarnellWright #excusemebut Bitch did you come to bed with Baggy Draws On?
@DarnellWright #excusemebut FUCK YOU MEAN I was licking the Wrong Hole
@CHUCKDI3SEL #lieswomentell "I have little feet"...no shorty ya shoes r too small that's y ya toes look depressed
@FuckMeTonyPoLo Shit I can't lie ... When I be in the vagina with no hat on ... My facial expressions be wicked lmao cross eyed smiling frowning
@PATAFRIA -a bitch couldnt do shit but try 2grab all this hair...bitch aint nobody tender headed u thought wrong!!
@Nikkyface #ladiespleasestop wearing pointy closed toe shoes. That's NOT in no more!
@EffFreddy Peep 2:16 wen @Nikkyface broke it down for Poppa Ghost LMAO! @Damnitkia u shlda Follwed w/ sumn http://bit.ly/8V4uG
@DamnitKia #unfollowme if you hate women who curse in every fuckin sentence..I'm going to heaven..but my mouth is going to hell.its horrible