Showing posts with label Kia's Dirt. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kia's Dirt. Show all posts

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Hip Hop Debate

So, I was a little bothered the other day. Nikky and I were listening to a discussion, rather a "debate" on hip hop. It was about these two people that can't hate on soulja boy, and they LOVE gucci mane because he is the worst, Best rapper alive.

We both decided that we don't want to be apart of that conversation. basically because WE KNOW AND LOVE HIP HOP! We all are aware that Soulja boy is making MADDD cash. And, everyone is on a Gucci hype. If you know and adore hip hop...we dont have to debate about it, or come to an agreement. I get kind of upset having these conversations with people. Dont debate music with me. Its just annoying. Soulja boy is mere entertainment for the young, or the ignorant ears who arent too fond of GOOD music. They just are hypnotized by the commercial radio. Gucci, I dont see how this can be ANYBODIES FAVORITE RAPPER! I mean, I understand why people like him. He is HILARIOUS and has awesome catch phrases. I dont know anyone who doesnt occasionally yell out a "BURR" now a days. I dig him too.

BUT!! Let it be known, and put it in writing....these two artists will NOT be in the hall of fame when we are older. These two will merely be memories. Like...remember soul 4 real-candy coated rain drops song? I mean, THAT WAS THEE JAM when we were younger, BUT, honestly..they are a "where are they now" type of group. Or how about when No Limit Soldiers were running shit?! Not a hall of famer, just a memory. SO, give Soulja 15 years...we will all be saying..."remember that superman song?! Where is he now?"

So, Hip hop debates...quit it! Just enjoy your music...but please, lets not put labels on shit that aint shit! IM JUSS SAYIN!

p.s I do apologize if Ive offended anyone...but this is MY opinion. Let me know if im wrong. I highly DOUBT that Im wrong..but this ought to be interesting if you dont agree. LMAO!

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Are you SMART?

So, Im chatting my niece. Here is the convo...

Jadah: Auntie kia, the dumbest thing happened today!

Auntie Kia: What?

Jadah: A boy asked me, "are you SMART?"...so of COURSE, i say "YES!"

Auntie kia:.....uhmm, okay?

Jadah: Then the boy says, "EWWW! you've been sexually molested and raped twice?"

Auntie kia: BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAHAHHAH!!

FIND KIAPOISON

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Love vs. the ugly, awesome guy.

My idea of love is not at all simple. Its not pretty, its not ugly. Its sort of like that ugly guy that has everything awesome to offer you. Does that make sense? Let me break it down.
The ugly guy with everything to offer compared to Love.

He isnt pleasing to the eye, you may not want him due to the fact that you want to vomit everytime you look at him. SEX, sort of grosses you out because he is over weight, his eyes may be cocked, his skin is ashy...WHATEVER you dont like about him...it grosses you out! [giggles to self] You hate his physical features.

Now I compared this to love because sometimes the thought of love is scary. I may fight it just so that I dont have to feel it. I'll make excuses to deny it. Or, sometimes, I dont "feel" like being in love. It has ugly features about it!! It hurts. It brings out the worst qualities in people. It can be the worst feeling in the world.

Back to the ugly guy that has everything great to offer you. He may be the ugliest thing since...hmm, idk...Steve Buscemi [may i add, he scares the SHIT out of me!]

[clears throat]...yeah, so he's ugly...but, he may have EVERYTHING AWESOME! What if, he is well established in his life, artistic, funny, great morals, kind, giving, forgiving, great in bed, your family and friends adore him, and just an all around TOO good to be true guy? Then what happens?! Do you stay?!

So, then we compare that to love. It hurts, its stupid, it drives you nuts, it keeps you up at night, it makes you argue, depresses you, makes you drink?! BUT, BUT, BUT....you've had some of the sappiest moments with love. We get those worthless phone calls or texts that makes you smile like a child at a candy store. It makes you have hope when the entire world made you feel like it's turning you upside down. It lifts you up to motivate you to go forward. It makes dreams come true. So, what happens?? Do you stay?!

-----we take chance on love...not for its worsts, but for what it could bring us possibly when we cant fulfill our own destiny. We weren't made to be alone. For some reason, everyone needs someone to love. Sucks, that we try to be sooo independent...but a couple of days alone, is PAINFUL. Imagine sitting in a room for...hmm...at least 4 days. No phone, computer, texting, not even a soap to watch on t.v to scream at those dumb bastards!! Wouldnt that drive you nuts?! Sooooo...do you stay?!

"LOVE, it's like that ugly guy that has everything awesome to offer you." -Damnit Kia.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Etsy Pins

I wear scrubs EVERYDAY at work. And, they aren't the cute ass multi colored, or the character scrubs. I have to wear grey scrubs EVERYDAY. It's mandatory. So, for fun, I became "the girl that wears pins." I was on etsy.com and they always have cute things....here are some that I have my eye on...upon MANY others. I thought I'd share them with you. Feel free to buy me some [hehehe, kidding]. Or go find something nice that you like...[valentines is coming soon].





Thursday, January 14, 2010

WTF tattoo.

Riddle me this----face tattoo's???
I know that this is not important or anything. I was looking up funny tattoos, and of course there were little immature funnies. But, I seen this one, and began to DIE laughing. WTF! WTF! WTF! That tattoo looks like a horrible monster. It reminds me of the lady from the drag me to hell movie!

That nose, those teeth. It was a HORRIBLE job!! OMG, if I were his wife, I'd hate to see that on my husbands arm everyday...and it clearly says..."MY WIFE." So, when he's in public...everyone thinks thats what I look like? OH HELL NAH! ----->begins to crack up yet, AGAIN!

can we say----REGRET?? and FIRE THAT DAMN TATTOO ARTIST!!

Monday, January 11, 2010

Friends, how many of us have them?

Im 23 years old. I still have my best friend from when I was 10 years old. Although we don't talk as much due to distance..I will never let her go as a friend. Hell, she named her baby after me. But, now that Im older....besides her, I can't give anyone a BFF title. I have very few true girlfriends that I can go to for anything...but TOO many to give one a true title. I always feel like I can go to one friend for hard times, one for boy issues, one for a shoulder to cry on...and all of them for an awesome time. some of their interests are WAY off, and some are very commercial. But, all in all, I love them equally...and they each bring a certain SOMETHING awesome to my life. Point is, life is TOO wide ranged to just have ONE special friend...learn to love big and get to know as many people as possible. You would be amazed at how different people from different areas, different backgrounds, different interests could effect your life! Ive been blessed to have met my lovely ladies... Leave the BFF's for the middle schoolers, trust few, and LOVE BIG!

shine on you crazy diamonds. <3

Thursday, January 7, 2010

Sickie Pants

Worst thing in the world...[besides falling in love with shoes, and they don't have your size]...is being sick. This whole tired, cold, hungry, not hungry, medication, chapped lips, sniffles, cough, sore, blah blah blah..etc. etc. etc. REALLY gets on my nerves. If I were a voodoo witch, or knew someone of that sort...BESTBUHLEEVE, id pay her a visit to wipe all this nastiness away from me. I have both the regular flu & H1N1 shot----where is the allergy/cold shot at?! Im sickies, and all i want is a drama movie, homemade soup, and a big, fat fluffy pillow. SIMPLE, and yet, im sitting here at work...blowing my soul out onto this tissue. =[ save me.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

my favorite ho.

La'Shontae Heckard is prolly my favorite video ho.



“I hung with nothing but niggas, [who] made sure I was just as humble as they come. Being pretty didn’t mean nothing.”
Kanye West - Golddigger - 2005
Young Jeezy f/Mannie Fresh - And Then What - 2005
Fat Joe f/ Nelly - Get It Poppin - 2005
Gucci Mane - So Icy - 2005
Ciara f/Ludacris - Oh - 2005
50 Cent f/Olivia - Candy Shop - 2005
Outkast - Ghettomuzick - 2004
Romey Rome f/8Ball and MJG - In Da Club - 2004
Busta Rhymes f/Mariah Carey - Give It To Me (I Know What You Want) - 2003
Dru Hill - I Love You - 2003
Dru Hill - I Should Be (Steps) - 2002
DTP f/Ludacris, Scarface - Growing Pains (remix) - 2002
Murder Inc Presents - Roll With Me - 2002
Brandy - Full Moon - 2002

Monday, December 14, 2009

Dear Santa,

This Christmas, I don't want too much. At first I was going to make a list of AWESOME price worthy shit..but, i havent been ALL that good. ;) But, I did try! So, I just randomly hope for cute little things.
Where the wild things are key chains
The Hangover DVD
Betsey Johnson-The Pearl Stud earrings
Inglorious Bastards DVDAmethyst Studs
And, I just hope that everyone gets to spend quality time with loved ones...and eat plenty of treats and make memories. =]

Finals week.

For all the hard at work students, with sweat dripping, and books piled to the ceiling...GOOD LUCK ON YOUR FINALS..ill keep my fingers crossed for you guys!!

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Lost Love

Lately, Ive been SO anti-love. It irritates me. The only people that i am FOR SURE IN love with are my girlies and my family. Loving a man has been so hard and distant for me this year, and I dont know where this all stems from. I asked my twitter friends "whats the dumbest thing you have done for love..." and the best answer was..

"The dumbest thing I've done for love, is actually thinking that I was IN LOVE." -EffinCLiff
I dont know if I CAN love anymore. Im all loved out. The dumbest thing that Ive done for love, is FORCE myself out of it. Ive been in love with the same man since I was 10 years old, and am currently fighting the fact that he IS THE ONE for me. I just want to be free as of now. I hate the thought of love. Its kinda like...if your favorite food was pizza..and you ate pizza 10 YEARS STRAIGHT..the last THING THAT YOU WANT IS PIZZA! Even though you love it..too much of it puts a bad taste in your mouth. BLEH, thats what Im currently going through..It hurts sometimes, but Its what I want. So, as of now..i am using men for their company, but if they show too many feelings for me, i will let them go.

HOW COULD YOU BE SO HEARTLESS?!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

CHINA GLAZE IS MY HERO


KiaPoison LOVES her some china glaze polish, so this Wizard of AHZ collection will squeeze nicely into my nail polish tub! I freakin ADORE wizard of ahz, and glitter polish is EXTREMELY up my alley! SO, I will be hitting up the beauty salon for these beauties, you should go too! That purple, red, and oh hell, all of em are awesome! GO PURCHASE, and lets glitter together beezies!

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

KID SIS, LIKE THIS.

FINALLY, years later after listening to homegirl, little miss pretty and cool releases her 1st album. Go get it and dance...make sure you got your nails did.

DJ TAMARA SKY





Bad bitch----Playboy Model / DJ.
TAMARA SKY

She's hawt as fawk, and She's a DJ. If you are CLEARLY aware, i have DREAMS of being a bad bitch DJ one day. All, I want to do is make people sweat and dance until breakfast time!

Download her mixtape: PUSSY VIOLENCE LIVE MIX

Katie Price.




Katie Price in the middle

I love this bad bitch--retired UK model, but none the less, a bad bitch. She flies all the way from the U.K to los angeles just to get her weave done, and her botox. Her fiance' dresses in drag from time to time, and she doesn't mind one bit..did i mention he is a UFC fighter?! I love their lifestyle, its soooo...old school angelina jolie...so odd!!

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Swine FLu Jitters.

So, tomorrow, my job is giving swine flu shots, and im extremely terrified. I dont know which one scares me more...the shot...or the actual flu. Im afraid that if I get the shot, my skin will ripple into a gazillion wrinkles and then burn into a deadly rash, and then i'll explode!
But, I asked a few doctors that I work with and they all took their shots, and they are taking their families to get the shot...SO, that eased my mind. I think I will get one, because I come in contact with lots of strangers every day considering I work at a hospital, where people with swine flu end up going ANYWAYS! Im just scared to death...If I die will you guys be SURE to keep up with Tasteless Diamonds, and make sure Darling Nikky doesnt replace me?! Thanks! I love you..check on me tomorrow!

Monday, November 9, 2009

KATY PERRY X CND POLISH

Via twitpic Katy perry got these blingin bitches on deck...I WANT THEM BADLY...she said there are 76 stones just on her thumb..eww, TIME CONSUME MUCH?!??! eeek. But under the stones is CND silver chrome polish..those go for 9 bucks..go grab some.

Boy Crazy

"Boys will drive a bitch crazy, so i enjoy driving them wild." -Kia Poison

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

KIEHL'S X KAWS


GIVE KIEHL'S. GIVE BACK. Kiehl's partnered up with New York-based artist, KAWS, in recreating their classic Creme de Corps labels. 100% of Kiehl's net profits from the sale of Limited Edition Crème de Corps will Support RxART. If your balling out of control, buy some! Kaws is an awesome artist and Kiehl's antioxidant lotion is a GREAT product. Its limited edition, and its for a good cause.
GO GRAB THAT SHIT! CLICK HERE