TWITTER TUESDAY!

Its been a while, but my favorites still make me giggle...

@JungleBoyTM #TilasHead is what they use to make them long pennies at amusement parks

@TheophilusL Incense got the crib smelling like a church... All I have to do now is youtube a service #thefuture

@DarnellWright #WhyIsIt When Landing on an Airplane do people CLAP? Like if we Crash are we supposed to Boooo?

@DarnellWright #excusemebut Bitch did you come to bed with Baggy Draws On?

@DarnellWright #excusemebut FUCK YOU MEAN I was licking the Wrong Hole

@CHUCKDI3SEL #lieswomentell "I have little feet"...no shorty ya shoes r too small that's y ya toes look depressed

@FuckMeTonyPoLo Shit I can't lie ... When I be in the vagina with no hat on ... My facial expressions be wicked lmao cross eyed smiling frowning

@PATAFRIA -a bitch couldnt do shit but try 2grab all this hair...bitch aint nobody tender headed u thought wrong!!

@Nikkyface #ladiespleasestop wearing pointy closed toe shoes. That's NOT in no more!

@EffFreddy Peep 2:16 wen @Nikkyface broke it down for Poppa Ghost LMAO! @Damnitkia u shlda Follwed w/ sumn http://bit.ly/8V4uG

@DamnitKia #unfollowme if you hate women who curse in every fuckin sentence..I'm going to heaven..but my mouth is going to hell.its horrible