So, Im chatting my niece. Here is the convo...
Jadah: Auntie kia, the dumbest thing happened today!
Auntie Kia: What?
Jadah: A boy asked me, "are you SMART?"...so of COURSE, i say "YES!"
Auntie kia:.....uhmm, okay?
Jadah: Then the boy says, "EWWW! you've been sexually molested and raped twice?"
Auntie kia: BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAHAHHAH!!