Are you SMART?

So, Im chatting my niece. Here is the convo...

Jadah: Auntie kia, the dumbest thing happened today!

Auntie Kia: What?

Jadah: A boy asked me, "are you SMART?"...so of COURSE, i say "YES!"

Auntie kia:.....uhmm, okay?

Jadah: Then the boy says, "EWWW! you've been sexually molested and raped twice?"

Auntie kia: BWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAHAHHAH!!

FIND KIAPOISON

Take me down Memory Lane!

I have sooooo many childhood christmas memories and most of em involve food! Here we go! lol!

Hot Chocolate & Peppermint!

I would write out a LONG wishlist!

Watching Home Alone with my brothers!

Holiday Oreos! (mint or

white fudge) And I kept em fridgerated! Yummmm!

I remember my aunt would give us these deliocious Butter Cookies every year!

Mothers Christmas Animal Cookies!

Watching Charlie Brown Christmas!

Decorating the Christmas tree with my mom and brothers! Then decorating the house!

Driving by decorated Christmas lighted houses! We called it driving down Christmas Tree Lane!

What are your childhood Christmas memories?

Poppnn off at the mouth with some Bazooka gum! Reminds me of my younger days when I was a tomboy. I was the only girl on a minor league baseball team! I would play a 6 inning game and after the game all the players were treated to a hot dog and soda! I'd beg my parents for some extra change and I'd buy a handful of Bazooka gum! I loved them shits & them silly lil jokes on the inside. I decided to blog abt this cause about a week ago I went to an ol skool candyshop and I bought a ton of goodies including my infamous Bazzoka gum! I MUST read u my joke...
JOE, what would your ideal girl be? Hmmm...I guess one who likes skateboarding, Hip Hop and going with the flow. Who would your ideal girl be Mike? I don't know. Does your ideal girl have a friend?
Ahhhh this lil piece of bubble gum was made for meeh! They were talkinn bout me & Kia! Duhhhhhh!!